David McIntosh - nude, muscular, and he's got a big cock

 I don't pay much attention to 'reality' shows, because they're fake and annoying, and they make talentless nobodies famous.
 
 But David McIntosh is apparently on one of those shows. And he showed us his hot muscled body and his big erect cock. 

Cavill-cade

 

Yes, they're all fake, just like his recent "showmance" with a certain actress.

I Like Mike

Magic Mike is a hit!

"It's the Citizen Kane of stripper movies!" exalts Entertainment Weekly film critic Libby Gelman-Waxner (who is actually gay playwright Paul Rudnick).

Of course, EW would like it, and they had a fun multi-page advance preview of the film, and guess what? The film conglomorate that's released it also part of the media conglomorate that owns EW!

But that show biz bias aside, despite its hetero-focus, the movie is fun, and sexy. But my gays wanna know the important stuff; How much nudity is there? Vulture.com explains it all for you.

Historotica

He's hot, or was. He's naked in LIFE.

Tumblr blog I Got the Bullets shares the titillating fact that the Google Life magazine archives have a bunch of fascinating vintage photos of world famous actors and athletes ..stark naked, or nearly so.

Hockey great Bobby Hull! So adorable!

Astronaut John Glenn sleeping in his undies!

Pat (then hot, young, and not a rightwing asshole) Boone naked in the shower!

Steve McQueen's hot buns!

Baseball great Bob Maris soaping up naked in the shower!

Great stuff. Let me know what other treasures you find!

The Fame Whore

Reichen Lehmkuhl always seemed to me as a bit of a fame whore.

Despite his bounty of "philanthropical" (sic) works, which include basically showing up at parties, his entire look (major plastic surgery that removed every goofy-cute aspect of his original face), and his Razzie-worthy acting gigs left me cold.

But now I can be a little heated up as he, and several blogs attest, has shown all his goods, by masturbating on Cam4.

Wow. Somebody give this guy a GLAAD Award. I mean, really. What could be more uplifting and supportive than a positive portrayal of safe sex techniques and a wholesome display of his well-muscled body and nicely average penis? Isn't he now the outest gay male celebrity in out gay male celebrity-dom?

I'm kind of not joking.

Proof in the pud(ding):

Queerty

PornforPatrick

Fleshbot

Is this The End of his career, or a nude beginning?

White Guys Can't Hump?

Before you get all hot and bothered about the Eric Dane (McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy) sex tape which oozed into the general public's purvey today, be warned. It's lousy, and with two other women, his wife, has-been actress Rebecca Gayheart, and a female whore. And his wife smokes crack!

Fleshbot got their dirty sexy hands on the tape and are showing it like a peep show!

At least we get to see Dane's half-hard cock. But there's no sex. It's just these minor celebs lounging around high with a hooker. Drugs are bad. Mmm-kay?




Some fantasies are perhaps better left to the imagination.

Foxx-y

We're on a roll with the celebrity nude pics.

Since he admitted that it's him to the source that posted it, and a UK gossip website confirms it, I now feel okay about sharing this. Here's that certain African-American Oscar-winning stud showing off his big talent!



The question is, why? you win an Oscar. You're world-famous. Why? Some naughty girl needs even more convincing to sex him up? Puh-leeze.

Why didn't he wait until right when his next movie came out? Useless scandal, but tasty.

Charming Channing

Now that G.I. Joe is a box office hit, former model turned pouty-faced actor Channing Tatum's sweet past employment as a stripper has surfaced, in a (sadly tame) video.



Huffington Post (yes, the political blog has gone celeb-silly) has the clip HERE.



I do wish he'd gone a little further with his strip act. But not being one to leave you teased and unsatisfied, here are a few more revealing pics of Channing, real and fake. Search my blog under the word "strippers" for more pics of those whose Cobras Rise to the occasion!






Before you blow $10 on G.I. Joe, rent Step Up to see Chan do some nice dance moves, and actually act.

Oh, say, Caan you see?

Little Scotty Caan, hung and showing it off.
Dude's hot, and for real: here's a video of him surfing.

Now, to surf that taint!