Marky Marked

Graham Norton Show. Best interview in a while.

Drunk Mark Wahlberg tells a tale of his son punching Dwayne Johnson in the nuts, while amply showing his own in a tightly fitting suit. totally "Men at Play' scene one. Somebody make some fake cock shots so Marky can follow up on his bet with Fassbinder.


"I wanna have a big dick contest," he joked, followed by "But I left mine back at the hotel."

The contents of his pants prove otherwise:

 

Photo[cum]bucket

Do you know how difficult it is to hit Control Shift 3 while ejaculating?

Yeah, these are (slightly edited) screengrabs of my computer, showing several porn flicks I have enjoyed at the moment of reaching my tickle spot. Author Chuck Palahniuk says "Everything is autobiography."

So read me.

Group Grope

Because fucking ten guys is ten times better!