Stade e Yum

It seems almost obligatory for any good gayrotica blogger to announce (les trumpets, s'ils vous plait) the release, or pre-cum, of the 2007 Stade France rugby calendar.

Every year the rotating cast of studs and photographers shows a little more skin, and this year, the trend seems to be partial i.e. cropped cocks in glorious black and white. A few full length casual uncut weiners are displayed for our delectation, but still, despite the fact that the photographers (and the team's gay owner, sans doubt!) have full frontal and possibly semi-fluffed pics of their own, fans -the gay ones Stade markets to but ignores- "Nous sommes enjoyez votre d'argent, mais non votres presence" are left to ooh and ahh over the latest hemline lowering of les strappes jock e les autres, uh, underthings.

Frankly, I'd rather just watch rugby players "dack" each other, their asses exposed on field, enjoy them fooling around, as in the Australian Footy Show, or catch them fucking, but that happens elsewhere. The effetely gorgeous beau mecs du Stade continue their tease le coq.

More pics can be found at the Yahoo Group devoted to them, the incredibly slow-loading posts on MFM Forums, and, well, pretty much on every gay nudie blog around. Enjoyez!

Australia's National Rugby League, er imitative Naked Rugby League calendar was released to a bit of hoohaw about an inch of Oz dick being shown. Seems they don't mind ass cheeks on the telly, but a weiner in print (see June) gets some riled up down undah. No doubt they're all still in shock, what with their national hero, the Cock Hunter, er, Croc Hunter, having met his stingray to heaven.

The color video shot seemed to have slipped by Australia Fox TV's censors. Seems something's pressing out from behind the champagne bottle, which must not have been chilled. Gotta biggun, mate? Crikey!

Transsexualformer

I remember the days when cartoons didn't assbang each other.

Kevin Cockner

I never liked his acting, but I certainly could learn to like his cock. Too bad he didn't hire me to massage his cock when that masseuse at a hotel got all flustered. I wouldn't have complained, or sued, and probably would have deep-throated him to a happy ending.

This notorious snapshot of Ben Browder reveals (upon close adoring inspection) that the Farscape star has a big... talent. I actually prefer to obsess about his glorious butt cheeks, but that's another post.

Actually, I could obsesss about everything and anything to do with Ben Browder, but again, that's another galaxy and post.

For more celebrity bulges, check out the meager samplings at Celebrity Bulge Blog,

For nice downloadable male film nude scenes - like Matt Battaglia's Queer as Folk sex and undy scenes - visit The Other Side.

More amusement is at the Bulge Research Institute.

I feel obligated to mention the Bulge Report, but with all those annoying graphics, and a fee, it's kind of the Drudge Report of cock-watching, with a door entry.

Eh. for more obvious cock bulges, there's always vintage Colt.

Have I mentioned that I'm obsessed with Ben Browder?

Isle of Misfit Toys

Greenpeace says that sex toys contain dangerous chemicals! Yeouch! Toxic butt plugs, dangerous dildos, noxious nut bags. Sounds creepy. Guess we ought to stick to the real thing - or fresh produce. I'm going cucumber shopping.

Hopefully, gorgeous muscular slutty Reese (shown here) didn't suffer any anal damage whilst plugging his bootie with these plastic cocks. Maybe he should switch to letting guys fuck him with their dicks. He's sure good at taking these dildos up his firm ass.

Watch the video, in two parts (split, join, yada yada, Rapidshare) Part 1 and Part 2.

Back in the USSexR

Or, perhaps Why Don't We Do It in the Road?

Gay Couple Has Public Sex in Russian Street

Two men drew applause from residents of Ekaterinburg in Russia’s Urals as they undressed in the street, kissed in front of the gathering crowd and finally performed oral sex on each other.

On Monday, two apparently drunk men stopped on the central street of the biggest Urals city and started dancing. While dancing, the couple stroked each other lovingly, gradually undressing and kissing passionately, the Ura.ru website reports.

People who gathered around the couple reacted quite positively, took photographs, applauded and recorded them on video. Nobody bothered to call the police or protest. The show concluded by one of the men giving the other a blow job, after that the two promptly left and the audience strode off too.

The police said they had not received a single alarm call. “Such actions are classified as an administrative offence and are definitely punishable,” a spokesman for the law-enforcement agencies said.

“Naturally, had we received an alarm, our officers would have immediately put an end to the incident.”

In a fictional version of such an act, hot hot hot little fuck stud Jason Statham performs a similar, yet unfortunately simulated sex act, with a woman, in his new film, Crank. We get to see some of his tight little butt. He also seems to run around in just a hospital gown, and ends up showing off his tight little ass.

Enjoy a sneak preview!

Here's a rough bootleg copy of the on-street fuck scene (Sorry, no cock shots, just a side shot of his ass.) But a close-up of the gown reveals a potentially bouncing uncut British cock.

More of Jason's ass in a Crank clip HERE.


Hey, perhaps it could happen to you this weekend. tonight (Thursday Sept. 7) is a full moon. Sounds like the night is ripe for fucking in the street.