Randy Repervlicans

It's a tough job being the former chairman of one of the planet's largest pharmaceutical conglomorates.

It's even harder to work toward preventing AIDS globally by, wait, not giving away AIDS medications, but by telling impoverished Africans and American teens to just apply the "abstinence only" theory to preventing STDs and pregancies. I mean really, just don't have sex!

That's why Randall "Randy" Tobias needed "massages" from prostitutes. Really. He says there was "no sex" with the women he hired from now-blathering tell-all madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

Tobias is one of Bushco's highest ranking officials - that is, he was head of Chimpy's foreign aid programs, until he abruptly resigned when it was revealed that allegedly had hot and heavy fuck sessions with lady ho's.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love sex, even if heterosexuals are doing it. I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated; keep those whores clean and happy!

But when a high-powered former AIDS med exec spews the "Just Say No Sex" rhetoric one day, then gets his dingus wanked by Central American and U.S. call girlinas, it's just yet another example of the massive cum-stained rightwing hypocrisy running rampant in Chimpy's increasingly pervert-filled regime.

The response from the rightwingers over this? "Clinton got a blow job! Wheaaahh!"

See, if paid sex was regulated and legal, the taxes raised on it could fund AIDS prevention programs that included condoms, which of course would never happen in a rightwing regime, because these tools think they can wish away sex when they don't like it, but get it on the sly when they want it.

They have to align themselves with the Christian fundamentalist scions of truth like Ted Haggard -- oh wait. He repeatedly rented a male whore.

They have to align themselves with the warriors of morality like the Catholic Church - oh, wait. They've settled more than $350 million in more than 4,000 sexual abuse lawsuits.

I guess it'll have to be up to us liberals to defend a person's right to pay cash for cock or cooze.



I mean, look at the fun and amusing sexcapades in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical that includes the most rampant male nudity since Oh, Calcutta!

Of course, I see no reason for the horny footballin' Aggies not to satiate their lustful desires right there in the locker room while they're shucking off their jock straps, singing and dancing naked. Why ride 25 miles on a bus to get to heaven, when they're already there?

But there's no accounting for taste.



And there's no accounting for lying, two-faced Rethuglican perverts who damage the lives of horny teenagers and women who can't negotiate "no sex" in third world countries.

There's no accounting for greed-mongering pharmaceutical corporations not giving away their life-saving drugs in the face of a global pandemic that's wiping out entire nations.

There's no accounting for a bilious regime like Bushco giving a position of AIDS prevention to the head honcho of a comglomorate that profits from disease.

But if indicted madame Palfrey keeps revealing the pages of her little black client book, there may be a lot more Randy Repervlicans on the chopping block.

Gee, I wonder if Fox News will be covering this. Nope, they'll still reporting parody articles from The Onion as actual news. Dumbass twits.

No, Fox prefers to let real whores on their shows who pretend to be Marine heroes.

Somebody give those goons a crate of loofas.

Bloody Waters

Beyond the horrors at Virginia Tech, beyond the monstrous deaths in Iraq, there is even a darker side to the ongoing slaughter of innocents, and the Bush administration paid for it.

Blackwater USA is a private military company hired by the Bush adminstration to commit undocumented acts of violence in Iraq.

When these mercenaries deployed in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, they shot civilians.

In The Nation, author and journalist Jeremy Scahill writes about the company being hit with lawsuits from the families of employees murdered on a bridge in Fallujah, Iraq.



A description of the subject of Scahill's investigative reporting and book.

Meet BLACKWATER USA, the world's most secretive and powerful mercenary firm. Based in the wilderness of North Carolina, it is the fastest-growing private army on the planet with forces capable of carrying out regime change throughout the world. Blackwater protects the top US officials in Iraq and yet we know almost nothing about the firm's quasi-military operations in Iraq, Afghanistan and inside the US. Blackwater was founded by an extreme right-wing fundamentalist Christian mega-millionaire ex- Navy Seal named Erik Prince, the scion of a wealthy conservative family that bankrolls far-right-wing causes."Blackwater" is the dark story of the rise of a powerful mercenary army, ranging from the blood-soaked streets of Fallujah to rooftop firefights in Najaf to the hurricane-ravaged US gulf to Washington DC, where Blackwater executives are hailed as new heroes in the war on terror. This is an extraordinary exposé by one of America's most exciting young radical journalists. Jeremy Scahill is an unembedded, international journalist. He is a correspondent for the national radio and television show Democracy Now! and a frequent contributor to The Nation magazine.

There are hundreds of articles and thousands of words proving the cryptic corrupt entity's malevolent nature. It is founded by a far rightwing fundamentalist Christian. It is known as Bush's "secret army."




The attached porn imagery is juxtaposed in sharp contrast for those who know the difference between eroticizing armed forces and the reality of unaccountable thug hirelings who foment violence for rightwingers' profits. Fantasies and sex play are fun. Worshipping violent thugs ain't.




For being smart enough to visit this blog and consider the utter corruption of this post's topic, here are consenting adults playing uniform role play while having hot sex.

April's Fool Daze

Since ABC is showing a rehash of clips from Desperate Housewives, I thought, hey, a major network can do it with a satiric soap opera, why can't I?




Things have developed since nearly a month ago when the rightwing gab show's poster boy for on-campus pseudo-victimization Matt Sanchez got outed as Rod Majors, 8-inch cocked porn perfomer (Sorry, no way it's 11").




While it's entirely possible that Sanchez, in his sociopathic attention-hungry fervor, actually may have outed himself by posting hither and yon on message boards, dropping clues about himself, in interviews, Sanchez has repeatedly denied he did a lot of things, like taking money for being a"Well-Hung Top" prostitute (an honorable profession), and still being gay.

Whatever.


While the rightwing/Libertatian whatever-they-ares in Bizarro World remain smug in their multi-syllabic disdain for "the left" (i.e. lil ole moi, aided by JoeMyGod and the DataBitches, and even Atkol's porn forums) for "outing" Sanchez and thereby being "evil," it's only expected that the man they so vociferously support -when they feel like it- is a big buff liar, about a lot more things.

But that's the sort of person rightwingers love; duplicity and doubletalk are their forté. Funny who all those "conservatives" who lauded his "efforts" have now left him cold, the flipflopping fucktwits.

Radar grills him over his porn past; read the meltdown.

Check out the gay version of right/left endless blather at Independent Gay Forum. Watch a civil discussion spiral downward into a textual cat fight.

Let Chris Crain offer his worthless opinion, since he's never said whether he had free or paid sex with whore to Bushco Jeff Gannon before, during, or after he stupidly hired the fraudulent "reporter" to write screeds for The Blade.

Preposterously, here and there, rightwingers gay, straight, and whatever are praising Matt as being "tough." Tough for what? Facersize? Going on TV and exaggerating a campus hissyfit? Pushing for a veterans' statue at Columbia, for which he'll no doubt pose, if he isn't jailed or fined by then?

The updates:

The Marines are "piling extra charges" (Thanks Q-Seattle) on Matt for fraudulently doing fundraisers and getting people to pay thousands for his U-Haul expenses (which would make him a lesbian, right?).

LoneStarBear summarizes Matt's pathological lying. The Marine Corps Times has the formal news version.

Sanchez's participation in porn films was part of the investigation, but that two of the three allegations against him involved lying "to various people, including but not limited to, representatives of the New York City United War Veterans Council and U-Haul Corporation" about deploying to Iraq at the commandant's request.

"Specifically, you wrongfully solicited funds to support your purported deployment to Iraq" by coordinating a $300 payment from the UWVC and $12,000 from U-Haul, Jones wrote.

Sanchez vigorously denied the new charges, calling them "demonstrably false" in an interview with Marine Corps Times. He had earlier argued that what he describes as a "summer job" doing porn shouldn't be of concern to the Marines.

In a March letter addressed to MobCom commander Brig. Gen. Darrell Moore, who will ultimately decide what to do with Jones' investigation, Sanchez said he's never done anything to bring dishonor on the Corps since enlisting and that "my past is behind me."

No, Matt: your behind has surpassed you.




Other updates: someone posted a pic putting the leather escort pics together online. Matt allegedly even used the cropped headshot from this pic in his own blog. It's also been proven that he owns/owned the website with his ho pics. This proves what we already knew: he was a studly whore.



Matt's Blog no longer names himself as a "Corporal." So, what; did his rank and uniform just melt away like chalk sidewalk drawings in Mary Poppins? Is he finally acknowledging that he's in trouble?

One thing is true; some of his porn is rather flat, if not soul-flattening. Since none of the porn bloggers and message boards I frequent (hey, just a few) have yet to wise up and post clips of Matt in action, I got a few DVDs pretty cheap, and boy, do some of them suck! Now I remember why I stopped paying for rental porn a few years ago. Patriot Ass is just a collection of some of the worst porn in decades. Matt's scene is from some other video, he looks pale and thin, and while he fucks at length, he's not enjoying it. I wouldn't either, with the harsh lighting, hideous set, and less than stellar co-stars. BTW, there aren't any military scenes in the compilation.

You can check out his extensive video list on the encyclopedic -if not obsessive- Wikipedia entry full of facts (some of which Sanchez himself disputes, but a few others, like commenter Will found out and verified). Jeez, I think Marcel Proust's entry is shorter!

So, anyway, back to the porn: Matt's best work is Big Country, Jawbreaker, and Lunch Hour 2 (all of which I remember having seen, but years ago), and Montreal Men. I'm holding off on renting the Kristen Bjorn stuff, since I'm not in the mood for endless hands-free ejaculations.

And if you don't mind, I'm not in the mood for keeping up with the mental masturbation about all this. The real thing's much more healthy, and amusing.

UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

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