Randy Repervlicans

It's a tough job being the former chairman of one of the planet's largest pharmaceutical conglomorates.

It's even harder to work toward preventing AIDS globally by, wait, not giving away AIDS medications, but by telling impoverished Africans and American teens to just apply the "abstinence only" theory to preventing STDs and pregancies. I mean really, just don't have sex!

That's why Randall "Randy" Tobias needed "massages" from prostitutes. Really. He says there was "no sex" with the women he hired from now-blathering tell-all madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

Tobias is one of Bushco's highest ranking officials - that is, he was head of Chimpy's foreign aid programs, until he abruptly resigned when it was revealed that allegedly had hot and heavy fuck sessions with lady ho's.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love sex, even if heterosexuals are doing it. I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated; keep those whores clean and happy!

But when a high-powered former AIDS med exec spews the "Just Say No Sex" rhetoric one day, then gets his dingus wanked by Central American and U.S. call girlinas, it's just yet another example of the massive cum-stained rightwing hypocrisy running rampant in Chimpy's increasingly pervert-filled regime.

The response from the rightwingers over this? "Clinton got a blow job! Wheaaahh!"

See, if paid sex was regulated and legal, the taxes raised on it could fund AIDS prevention programs that included condoms, which of course would never happen in a rightwing regime, because these tools think they can wish away sex when they don't like it, but get it on the sly when they want it.

They have to align themselves with the Christian fundamentalist scions of truth like Ted Haggard -- oh wait. He repeatedly rented a male whore.

They have to align themselves with the warriors of morality like the Catholic Church - oh, wait. They've settled more than $350 million in more than 4,000 sexual abuse lawsuits.

I guess it'll have to be up to us liberals to defend a person's right to pay cash for cock or cooze.



I mean, look at the fun and amusing sexcapades in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical that includes the most rampant male nudity since Oh, Calcutta!

Of course, I see no reason for the horny footballin' Aggies not to satiate their lustful desires right there in the locker room while they're shucking off their jock straps, singing and dancing naked. Why ride 25 miles on a bus to get to heaven, when they're already there?

But there's no accounting for taste.



And there's no accounting for lying, two-faced Rethuglican perverts who damage the lives of horny teenagers and women who can't negotiate "no sex" in third world countries.

There's no accounting for greed-mongering pharmaceutical corporations not giving away their life-saving drugs in the face of a global pandemic that's wiping out entire nations.

There's no accounting for a bilious regime like Bushco giving a position of AIDS prevention to the head honcho of a comglomorate that profits from disease.

But if indicted madame Palfrey keeps revealing the pages of her little black client book, there may be a lot more Randy Repervlicans on the chopping block.

Gee, I wonder if Fox News will be covering this. Nope, they'll still reporting parody articles from The Onion as actual news. Dumbass twits.

No, Fox prefers to let real whores on their shows who pretend to be Marine heroes.

Somebody give those goons a crate of loofas.

Patriot Ass

My horoscope today: You are the subject of someone's overactive imagination. Stand up for the truth.

Of the 90,000 visitors to my blog this week, a mere few have attempted to string together their Bizarro World illogic as 1. the fault of "the left," and my being some sort of ambassador of all "the gays," 2. my fault for "outing" Matt Sanchez, 3. my fault for claiming to out Sanchez, when others did.


Reichwingers love their "ex-gay" whores, even if they're still gay. They love to dump even the most timid and discreet leftwinger in with the likes of smut maker/fans like me. They love their "reformed" sluts, and still falsely claim that sex has nothing to do with it.

It has everything to do with it.

They still think themselves morally superior, despite the fact that hundreds of Republican politicians and officals nationwide have been jailed for molesting children, even their own, all they have to throw back is "Clinton's penis." Oh, and Barney Frank's whore-associating days.

Fortunately, saner minds prevail, like the comments at Inherently Wrong (post deleted)

And wacky minds at GodHatesXXX (blog deleted) put it all in perspective with a sense of humor. Because, after all the hubbub and hundreds of comments posted everywhere, it's still pretty funny.

The reichwing toolbots on Fux News and at CPAC got hosed, and not even (allegedly; who knows what went on in Hannity's dressing room?) in a good way.

Look, Matt. I love you. Really, I do. Okay, I like you. I like your hot body. I like the porn you did. I like that you offered a (hopefully) quality service to your customers. I like that you're a top.

Goodness knows, we've given each other a hot load of free PR. And I thank you.

But I don't like that you're now bottoming for duplicitous rightwing wankers (We don't mind "faggots," just so long as they don't try to marry), and if I helped you get ground up by the blog and media machine -even if you deserved it- that's my Santorum to wipe off.

You're a tough guy. You're a Marine. You bravely defended a folding recruitment table against the Columbia Vegan Student Insurrection. You want a medal? You got one.

You want to be the butt boy of the far right smugocity?
Hey, that's your "lifestyle" choice.

I'm sure your clients and Manhunt buddies will miss you.





UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty had all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online (deleted). Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

RELATED POSTS: April's Fool Daze, Spartannical and the original, Dirty Sanchez.

Dirty Sanchez

What to make of Matt Sanchez, the 36 year old Marine who's begun to make the rightwing gab show circuit by complaining that (what a shocker) fellow students at Columbia University don't like having a military presence at their school, a Manhattan university.



The hunky Latino Marine certainly has a right to express his opinion, and he does, on his BLOG and he gets personal on his MYSPACE page (deleted)



Sanchez has sucked up to Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity. He claims Columbia students' protests are akin to a "sniper attack." The poor big stud.






So, what's the sex connection? If you're thinking this guy is familiar, you're right.
He is none other than former gay porn performer Rod Majors.





Here's Rod's video list on  on TLA Video.




Here are a few more images of the stud, who also performed for Kristen Bjorn as Pierre LaBranche. He has an eleven-inch - whoops; make that a hard eight- uncut dick.







Here's an update on Queerty.

In a lengthy interview about his working for Kristen Bjorn (deleted). He says his favorite videos in which he starred are Idol Country, with Jawbreaker as a close second. I think Patriot Ass is more on-target.

In each video, he dispels my nearly proven theory that all Marines are bottoms.

He also says, in the interview, that "I think I like men, and people in general, who are modest and have a sense of humility."

Then what is he doing associating with arrogant blowhard reichwing whores like Coulter, Hannity and O'Lielly?

Sanchez plunges his enormous schlong in and out of the mouths and asses of men. He did it on tape. And now he's defending the military, pretending to be straight, and allegedly got some plastic surgery on his face.

Coulter, as you know, just got her demonic self a new batch of free publicity by calling Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards a "faggot." The hauty bitch's joke tanked, and now even far reichwing turds are distancing themselves from their little Eva Braun.

As for O'Leilly, that blowhard just blew a gasket last week when San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's office issued a proclamation congratulating Colt Studios on its 40th anniversary (timed with the Gay VN Awards).

So, rightwing fucktwit pundits can get all upset when a mayor celebrates a famous gay porn company, but they can also have porn performers on their show, so long as they pretend they aren't former gay fuckers, and turn conservative.

Sanchez acts like Jeff Gannon, only cuter. He sucks up to the freaks who treat us like shit, all for what he sees as a noble pursuit.

But he's still pretty dirty, as in a dirty lying hypocrite.

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Update: Call me DeepThroat: Sloppy Seconds.
Some anonymous queen on Datalounge keeps ranting that I "owe" that site credit for uncopywritten links and the "scoop" on this. Whatever. Nobody picked up on it until I posted it, then sent it to the wonderful JoeMyGod.

Only then did Several other blogs pick up on it: Daily Kos, Queerty (link dead) Gawker, (Gawker is entirely dead) and TowleRoad, whose editor, Andy Towle, has to make it all about him! He dated (as in slobbed the enormous knob, and got his [probably very cute] ass stuffed by) the man whore. Good for him.

I doubt he paid the $200 Matt was charging for his sexual services. Here's Matt's old Escort Ad Page: I will thank the DataBitches for that! He also had profiles on two gay hook-up sites as recently as last year; pretty busy for an alleged "ex-gay."

Let's watch as it worms its way upstream to the small gay press, then the bigger gay corporate wing, then mainstream media, shall we?

And then, within a year, "Mateo" will unleash his little book and we'll all have to suffer the rehashing of the slightly erotic escapades of a duplicitous rightwing ex-whore. Oh joy. I can smell The Advocate lapping it up now.

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Blogosphere gone viral: the cock is out of the bag!

AmericaBlog (link gone), All Spin Zone, Atrios, Boy Culture, Queer-Sighted, The Right's Field, Say Anything, Fleshbot, Emboldened, Liberaltopia, Michael Petrelis Mercury Rising, Stranger Slog, etc. (update 2016: many of the links are dead)

Let's see how long it takes O'Lielly to "report" on this.

I really think I deserve to suck off Matt for all the free PR I've given him. I hope I get a discount. Wait, I don't have sex with duplicitous rightwing hypocrites. Darn. I'll have to keep hangin' with my hung uncut liberal pals.

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Here are some tasty pics of Matt from his whoring days, that is, when he was an honest whore, providing sexual services, not when he became a whore for bilious lying hate-filled anti-gay Rethuglican spin twits.













Gee, do ya think it's appropriate that his head is missing? I wonder how many rightwing closet cases he boinked to get ahead. Did Hannity get a discount? Did O'Lieilly bring a loofa?

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Updates, March 7: OMG, I made Yahoo News via The Nation!

Max Blumenthal linking to me!

It gets better; Huffington Post, Salon.com, Pink Dome and Gay.com.uk, and another fave, JockoHomo. (again; dead links; none of these sites archive very well, do they?)

Gay rightwing apologist and former Washington Blade editor Chris Crain - who unleashed the incompetent "columnist" 'Jeff Gannon' on gay media– spews off in predictable fashion; blaming lefties for exposing the hypocrisy, then defending two-faced whores. Funny, Crain's not badlooking. I never figured him as one to so vociferously defend prostitutes, or need them. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But foisting pee ho Gannon as a "journalist" is a sign of his propensity toward lapses in editorial logic.

Of course, rightwing whorebag Michelle Malkin dances around the truth of Sanchez' "indiscretions," denying that she got played; not even gonna link to her. Now THAT would be obscene; as if posting a pic of Coultergeist wasn't gross enough.

Meanwhile, Coultergeist is losing advertisers galore on her website, and newspapers around the country are dropping her acid-tongued column (since they were stupid enough to run them, I won't even mention them.)

Other reichsters continue to feign smugness in lefties' alleged hypocrisy; they fell for his schtick, and are all too happy to paint Sanchez as a "reformed" former hedonist who's found his way. Yawn. Turning tail from being an accomplished sex worker to being an out and out whore for a wrongful war and a corrupt hate-filled administration is the twist, and they refuse to acknowledge that.

Sanchez himself claims he'll comment on all this, in between his classes and gym sessions. I really think Joe and I should get some thanks for all this. He couldn't buy such good PR, not even at $200 an hour.

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Another update: Joe got Part 2 of an interview with big Matt.

Keith Olberman did a segment on MSNBC, and predictably, did not credit Joe, myself, or Datalounge, but HuffingtonPost as "breaking" the story. Such is the mendacity of corporate media. Nothing on their website. Anyone who finds a link to the segment is welcome to post in comments. Matt, you'll probably post it on YouTube and on your blog, right?

But back to the porn! FleshClick posted a few screencaps of Matt/Rod's great money shots in Idol Country. Please patronize Falcon Studios at your local video store!







No screencaps yet from Patriot Ass; not counting Matt's gig on O'Lielly.


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Update March 8: The Sanchez 'Warholian 15 minutes' are ticking fast...

Matt writes a marvelously duplicitous, self-aggrandizing and error-filled essay for Salon.

Excerpt-ette: "We have all done things we don't want advertised"

Yeah, but you DID advertise, Matty!

And, the MSNBC segment with Max Blumenthal on YouTube (shocking that Matt didn't go on the show, or anywhere a camera would point at him; they do have studios in NYC, Matt. Had to study and do your chest workout?)



UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

RELATED POSTS: April's Fool Daze, Spartannical and Patriot Ass.