Randy Repervlicans

It's a tough job being the former chairman of one of the planet's largest pharmaceutical conglomorates.

It's even harder to work toward preventing AIDS globally by, wait, not giving away AIDS medications, but by telling impoverished Africans and American teens to just apply the "abstinence only" theory to preventing STDs and pregancies. I mean really, just don't have sex!

That's why Randall "Randy" Tobias needed "massages" from prostitutes. Really. He says there was "no sex" with the women he hired from now-blathering tell-all madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

Tobias is one of Bushco's highest ranking officials - that is, he was head of Chimpy's foreign aid programs, until he abruptly resigned when it was revealed that allegedly had hot and heavy fuck sessions with lady ho's.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love sex, even if heterosexuals are doing it. I think prostitution should be legalized and regulated; keep those whores clean and happy!

But when a high-powered former AIDS med exec spews the "Just Say No Sex" rhetoric one day, then gets his dingus wanked by Central American and U.S. call girlinas, it's just yet another example of the massive cum-stained rightwing hypocrisy running rampant in Chimpy's increasingly pervert-filled regime.

The response from the rightwingers over this? "Clinton got a blow job! Wheaaahh!"

See, if paid sex was regulated and legal, the taxes raised on it could fund AIDS prevention programs that included condoms, which of course would never happen in a rightwing regime, because these tools think they can wish away sex when they don't like it, but get it on the sly when they want it.

They have to align themselves with the Christian fundamentalist scions of truth like Ted Haggard -- oh wait. He repeatedly rented a male whore.

They have to align themselves with the warriors of morality like the Catholic Church - oh, wait. They've settled more than $350 million in more than 4,000 sexual abuse lawsuits.

I guess it'll have to be up to us liberals to defend a person's right to pay cash for cock or cooze.



I mean, look at the fun and amusing sexcapades in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a musical that includes the most rampant male nudity since Oh, Calcutta!

Of course, I see no reason for the horny footballin' Aggies not to satiate their lustful desires right there in the locker room while they're shucking off their jock straps, singing and dancing naked. Why ride 25 miles on a bus to get to heaven, when they're already there?

But there's no accounting for taste.



And there's no accounting for lying, two-faced Rethuglican perverts who damage the lives of horny teenagers and women who can't negotiate "no sex" in third world countries.

There's no accounting for greed-mongering pharmaceutical corporations not giving away their life-saving drugs in the face of a global pandemic that's wiping out entire nations.

There's no accounting for a bilious regime like Bushco giving a position of AIDS prevention to the head honcho of a comglomorate that profits from disease.

But if indicted madame Palfrey keeps revealing the pages of her little black client book, there may be a lot more Randy Repervlicans on the chopping block.

Gee, I wonder if Fox News will be covering this. Nope, they'll still reporting parody articles from The Onion as actual news. Dumbass twits.

No, Fox prefers to let real whores on their shows who pretend to be Marine heroes.

Somebody give those goons a crate of loofas.

April's Fool Daze

Since ABC is showing a rehash of clips from Desperate Housewives, I thought, hey, a major network can do it with a satiric soap opera, why can't I?




Things have developed since nearly a month ago when the rightwing gab show's poster boy for on-campus pseudo-victimization Matt Sanchez got outed as Rod Majors, 8-inch cocked porn perfomer (Sorry, no way it's 11").




While it's entirely possible that Sanchez, in his sociopathic attention-hungry fervor, actually may have outed himself by posting hither and yon on message boards, dropping clues about himself, in interviews, Sanchez has repeatedly denied he did a lot of things, like taking money for being a"Well-Hung Top" prostitute (an honorable profession), and still being gay.

Whatever.


While the rightwing/Libertatian whatever-they-ares in Bizarro World remain smug in their multi-syllabic disdain for "the left" (i.e. lil ole moi, aided by JoeMyGod and the DataBitches, and even Atkol's porn forums) for "outing" Sanchez and thereby being "evil," it's only expected that the man they so vociferously support -when they feel like it- is a big buff liar, about a lot more things.

But that's the sort of person rightwingers love; duplicity and doubletalk are their forté. Funny who all those "conservatives" who lauded his "efforts" have now left him cold, the flipflopping fucktwits.

Radar grills him over his porn past; read the meltdown.

Check out the gay version of right/left endless blather at Independent Gay Forum. Watch a civil discussion spiral downward into a textual cat fight.

Let Chris Crain offer his worthless opinion, since he's never said whether he had free or paid sex with whore to Bushco Jeff Gannon before, during, or after he stupidly hired the fraudulent "reporter" to write screeds for The Blade.

Preposterously, here and there, rightwingers gay, straight, and whatever are praising Matt as being "tough." Tough for what? Facersize? Going on TV and exaggerating a campus hissyfit? Pushing for a veterans' statue at Columbia, for which he'll no doubt pose, if he isn't jailed or fined by then?

The updates:

The Marines are "piling extra charges" (Thanks Q-Seattle) on Matt for fraudulently doing fundraisers and getting people to pay thousands for his U-Haul expenses (which would make him a lesbian, right?).

LoneStarBear summarizes Matt's pathological lying. The Marine Corps Times has the formal news version.

Sanchez's participation in porn films was part of the investigation, but that two of the three allegations against him involved lying "to various people, including but not limited to, representatives of the New York City United War Veterans Council and U-Haul Corporation" about deploying to Iraq at the commandant's request.

"Specifically, you wrongfully solicited funds to support your purported deployment to Iraq" by coordinating a $300 payment from the UWVC and $12,000 from U-Haul, Jones wrote.

Sanchez vigorously denied the new charges, calling them "demonstrably false" in an interview with Marine Corps Times. He had earlier argued that what he describes as a "summer job" doing porn shouldn't be of concern to the Marines.

In a March letter addressed to MobCom commander Brig. Gen. Darrell Moore, who will ultimately decide what to do with Jones' investigation, Sanchez said he's never done anything to bring dishonor on the Corps since enlisting and that "my past is behind me."

No, Matt: your behind has surpassed you.




Other updates: someone posted a pic putting the leather escort pics together online. Matt allegedly even used the cropped headshot from this pic in his own blog. It's also been proven that he owns/owned the website with his ho pics. This proves what we already knew: he was a studly whore.



Matt's Blog no longer names himself as a "Corporal." So, what; did his rank and uniform just melt away like chalk sidewalk drawings in Mary Poppins? Is he finally acknowledging that he's in trouble?

One thing is true; some of his porn is rather flat, if not soul-flattening. Since none of the porn bloggers and message boards I frequent (hey, just a few) have yet to wise up and post clips of Matt in action, I got a few DVDs pretty cheap, and boy, do some of them suck! Now I remember why I stopped paying for rental porn a few years ago. Patriot Ass is just a collection of some of the worst porn in decades. Matt's scene is from some other video, he looks pale and thin, and while he fucks at length, he's not enjoying it. I wouldn't either, with the harsh lighting, hideous set, and less than stellar co-stars. BTW, there aren't any military scenes in the compilation.

You can check out his extensive video list on the encyclopedic -if not obsessive- Wikipedia entry full of facts (some of which Sanchez himself disputes, but a few others, like commenter Will found out and verified). Jeez, I think Marcel Proust's entry is shorter!

So, anyway, back to the porn: Matt's best work is Big Country, Jawbreaker, and Lunch Hour 2 (all of which I remember having seen, but years ago), and Montreal Men. I'm holding off on renting the Kristen Bjorn stuff, since I'm not in the mood for endless hands-free ejaculations.

And if you don't mind, I'm not in the mood for keeping up with the mental masturbation about all this. The real thing's much more healthy, and amusing.

UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

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Dirty Sanchez

What to make of Matt Sanchez, the 36 year old Marine who's begun to make the rightwing gab show circuit by complaining that (what a shocker) fellow students at Columbia University don't like having a military presence at their school, a Manhattan university.



The hunky Latino Marine certainly has a right to express his opinion, and he does, on his BLOG and he gets personal on his MYSPACE page (deleted)



Sanchez has sucked up to Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity. He claims Columbia students' protests are akin to a "sniper attack." The poor big stud.






So, what's the sex connection? If you're thinking this guy is familiar, you're right.
He is none other than former gay porn performer Rod Majors.





Here's Rod's video list on  on TLA Video.




Here are a few more images of the stud, who also performed for Kristen Bjorn as Pierre LaBranche. He has an eleven-inch - whoops; make that a hard eight- uncut dick.







Here's an update on Queerty.

In a lengthy interview about his working for Kristen Bjorn (deleted). He says his favorite videos in which he starred are Idol Country, with Jawbreaker as a close second. I think Patriot Ass is more on-target.

In each video, he dispels my nearly proven theory that all Marines are bottoms.

He also says, in the interview, that "I think I like men, and people in general, who are modest and have a sense of humility."

Then what is he doing associating with arrogant blowhard reichwing whores like Coulter, Hannity and O'Lielly?

Sanchez plunges his enormous schlong in and out of the mouths and asses of men. He did it on tape. And now he's defending the military, pretending to be straight, and allegedly got some plastic surgery on his face.

Coulter, as you know, just got her demonic self a new batch of free publicity by calling Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards a "faggot." The hauty bitch's joke tanked, and now even far reichwing turds are distancing themselves from their little Eva Braun.

As for O'Leilly, that blowhard just blew a gasket last week when San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's office issued a proclamation congratulating Colt Studios on its 40th anniversary (timed with the Gay VN Awards).

So, rightwing fucktwit pundits can get all upset when a mayor celebrates a famous gay porn company, but they can also have porn performers on their show, so long as they pretend they aren't former gay fuckers, and turn conservative.

Sanchez acts like Jeff Gannon, only cuter. He sucks up to the freaks who treat us like shit, all for what he sees as a noble pursuit.

But he's still pretty dirty, as in a dirty lying hypocrite.

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Update: Call me DeepThroat: Sloppy Seconds.
Some anonymous queen on Datalounge keeps ranting that I "owe" that site credit for uncopywritten links and the "scoop" on this. Whatever. Nobody picked up on it until I posted it, then sent it to the wonderful JoeMyGod.

Only then did Several other blogs pick up on it: Daily Kos, Queerty (link dead) Gawker, (Gawker is entirely dead) and TowleRoad, whose editor, Andy Towle, has to make it all about him! He dated (as in slobbed the enormous knob, and got his [probably very cute] ass stuffed by) the man whore. Good for him.

I doubt he paid the $200 Matt was charging for his sexual services. Here's Matt's old Escort Ad Page: I will thank the DataBitches for that! He also had profiles on two gay hook-up sites as recently as last year; pretty busy for an alleged "ex-gay."

Let's watch as it worms its way upstream to the small gay press, then the bigger gay corporate wing, then mainstream media, shall we?

And then, within a year, "Mateo" will unleash his little book and we'll all have to suffer the rehashing of the slightly erotic escapades of a duplicitous rightwing ex-whore. Oh joy. I can smell The Advocate lapping it up now.

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Blogosphere gone viral: the cock is out of the bag!

AmericaBlog (link gone), All Spin Zone, Atrios, Boy Culture, Queer-Sighted, The Right's Field, Say Anything, Fleshbot, Emboldened, Liberaltopia, Michael Petrelis Mercury Rising, Stranger Slog, etc. (update 2016: many of the links are dead)

Let's see how long it takes O'Lielly to "report" on this.

I really think I deserve to suck off Matt for all the free PR I've given him. I hope I get a discount. Wait, I don't have sex with duplicitous rightwing hypocrites. Darn. I'll have to keep hangin' with my hung uncut liberal pals.

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Here are some tasty pics of Matt from his whoring days, that is, when he was an honest whore, providing sexual services, not when he became a whore for bilious lying hate-filled anti-gay Rethuglican spin twits.













Gee, do ya think it's appropriate that his head is missing? I wonder how many rightwing closet cases he boinked to get ahead. Did Hannity get a discount? Did O'Lieilly bring a loofa?

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Updates, March 7: OMG, I made Yahoo News via The Nation!

Max Blumenthal linking to me!

It gets better; Huffington Post, Salon.com, Pink Dome and Gay.com.uk, and another fave, JockoHomo. (again; dead links; none of these sites archive very well, do they?)

Gay rightwing apologist and former Washington Blade editor Chris Crain - who unleashed the incompetent "columnist" 'Jeff Gannon' on gay media– spews off in predictable fashion; blaming lefties for exposing the hypocrisy, then defending two-faced whores. Funny, Crain's not badlooking. I never figured him as one to so vociferously defend prostitutes, or need them. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But foisting pee ho Gannon as a "journalist" is a sign of his propensity toward lapses in editorial logic.

Of course, rightwing whorebag Michelle Malkin dances around the truth of Sanchez' "indiscretions," denying that she got played; not even gonna link to her. Now THAT would be obscene; as if posting a pic of Coultergeist wasn't gross enough.

Meanwhile, Coultergeist is losing advertisers galore on her website, and newspapers around the country are dropping her acid-tongued column (since they were stupid enough to run them, I won't even mention them.)

Other reichsters continue to feign smugness in lefties' alleged hypocrisy; they fell for his schtick, and are all too happy to paint Sanchez as a "reformed" former hedonist who's found his way. Yawn. Turning tail from being an accomplished sex worker to being an out and out whore for a wrongful war and a corrupt hate-filled administration is the twist, and they refuse to acknowledge that.

Sanchez himself claims he'll comment on all this, in between his classes and gym sessions. I really think Joe and I should get some thanks for all this. He couldn't buy such good PR, not even at $200 an hour.

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Another update: Joe got Part 2 of an interview with big Matt.

Keith Olberman did a segment on MSNBC, and predictably, did not credit Joe, myself, or Datalounge, but HuffingtonPost as "breaking" the story. Such is the mendacity of corporate media. Nothing on their website. Anyone who finds a link to the segment is welcome to post in comments. Matt, you'll probably post it on YouTube and on your blog, right?

But back to the porn! FleshClick posted a few screencaps of Matt/Rod's great money shots in Idol Country. Please patronize Falcon Studios at your local video store!







No screencaps yet from Patriot Ass; not counting Matt's gig on O'Lielly.


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Update March 8: The Sanchez 'Warholian 15 minutes' are ticking fast...

Matt writes a marvelously duplicitous, self-aggrandizing and error-filled essay for Salon.

Excerpt-ette: "We have all done things we don't want advertised"

Yeah, but you DID advertise, Matty!

And, the MSNBC segment with Max Blumenthal on YouTube (shocking that Matt didn't go on the show, or anywhere a camera would point at him; they do have studios in NYC, Matt. Had to study and do your chest workout?)



UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

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