Black Butt Mountin'

What would a sex blog be without an update on that Certain Irish Actor who went cinema verité with a certain gorgeous African-American model?

Bloggers galore are getting friendly cease and desist orders from CIA's lawyers. That must be a fun job. "Hey, intern; go look at at porn sites all day."

Although the genre seems to be littered with less than attractive subjects, it does have its share of male hotties. But why would husky ho-men like Tom Sizemore and Fred Durst want to showcase their shortcomings? Vanity for Fred, and desperation for Tom?

Of course, CIA has shown his pleasant and pretty weenie three times in mainstream ciname, albeit breifly (Tigerland, Alexander) and edited (A Home at the End of the World). But his home video, while putting to rest any gay rumors (puh-lease), certainly shows that while short on dialogue, this may be CIA's best "method" acting yet.

This linked miniclip (on Rapidshare; learn how to download) shows only CIA's erect weiner plunging in and out of a certain female orifice. It's rather tasty, as is CIA's collection of bracelets. CIA was obviously so bored during the making of Daredevil (note the shaved head) that he simply had to make his own filmic effort himself. Who can blame him? Ben Affleck as a superhero? Gawd.

Okay, due to popular demand (well, three horny dudes) , here is a NEW link via MegaUpload to the full (somewhat boring, if you ask me) tape. It's over 100mg, so I can't and won't email it.

"The shabbiest cinematography in the histr'y o' porn," Colin says on tape. I concur. Get it while you can. It's called Irish Ayes, so (hopefully) the site's admin won't find and delete it. Here's an edited avi file (I hate wmv jerky files) of Colin's best bits! I won't be uploading it again, as I'm not exactly a PJ (Porn Jockey).

What's the difference between pornography and erotica? Lighting. What's the difference between a poorly made home sex video and an internet sensation? Fame.