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Happy Pagan Spring Ritual Ripped off by Christians Weekend!






Why do you think the creator of a chocolate Jesus sculpture got death threats from Christians?



Because they know such a serious work of art questioning the hybrid of Pagan rite (eggs, bunnies, chocolate, etc.) bastardized into the appropriated myth of Jesus rising from the grave (dozens of other "gods" did this millennia before Zero A.D.) would diminish the threat of power they have over their minions.

You see, a former Nazi in drag (Ratzinger) can declare a face-of-Jesus on a taco shell to be a miracle. Catholics eat wafers representing the body of christ every mass. But if an artist makes a non-church approved image of the guy out of food, it's sacrelige. Mm-kay?



Jesus, if he existed, had a wife and kids. Look it up. And if you believe he flew out of a crypt and up to heaven, good for you. I believe heaven is full of big-dicked Brazilian strippers, but that doesn't make it true.



Other pre-Jesus messiahs:

Osiris, the Egyptian god was born out of a virgin in a cave or cowshed. His birth was prophesied by a star. During marriage ceremonies, he could perform miracles turning water into wine. His followers were baptized. He was described like a quiet man with long hair and a beard, precisely like Jesus. He had twelve disciples and was unjustly accused of heresy. He was hung on a tree or crucified, and he died for the sins of the world. After death, he descended into hell and resurrected on the third day. He appeared to his disciples and thereafter ascended into heaven. Osiris died and resurrected on the same dates as Jesus. During the end-times, Osiris shall return to earth and judge the human race. The pyramid texts, which describe the life, death, and resurrection of Osiris were written before 2,500 B.C.

Mithra, the Persian god, whose birthday is on 25 December, was also born in a cave out of virgin. He traveled a lot and acted as a teacher of mankind. Naturally, he too had twelve disciplines. Mihra was called the savior and sometimes he figured as a lamb. He was buried in a tomb from which he rose again. His resurrection was celebrated each year.

Krishna, the Indian god was born in a cave. His mother was a virgin and a star announced his birth. A massacre of infants took place because Krishna as baby was ordered to be killed. He performed miracles wherever he went. He could heal sick people, deaf and blind and raise the dead. He taught spirituality and devoted his time to the poor and oppressed. According to some ancient texts, Krishna was killed by an arrow, other sources tell he was crucified. He descended into hell and rose again from the dead, ascending into heaven in the sight of the people. Krishna is believed to come during the final days and judge. Krishna lived and died at least 14 centuries before Jesus Christ.

Stultz-ifying

So, apparently Leighton Stultz is a very popular model, I previously posted some nude pics of him that were unfortunately censored in a manner that made them resemble light switches. Gossip says that the pics will soon be in Playgirl, now it's known that it'll be the June issue; just in time for Pride Month! Julian Fantechi is the Man of the Year, and will pose yet again.

Well, I just happened to stop by OMG Blog and enjoyed two short videos of the Vite Spiate Italian studs taking a shower after some apparent paintball fun. Andrea's the hottie, but Rudy's pretty cute too, especially when he strokes his little dick to a nice, but unimpressive erection. I've had sex with lots of Italians, and really, size doesn't matter.

That blog led me to a message board where a few of the eagerly awaited uncensored frontal nudes of El Stultzo were posted. As I downloaded a third pic, the post was literally wiped clean of the pics. So it was very fortunate of me to have happened to stop by!

So, Leighton! Well, let's just say he's an enormous talent!

But someone on Hunk Next Door (link gone) said: "he is also a homophobe who is happy to allow his career to be boosted by "our kind," but doesn't appreciate the attention from a bunch of FAGS."

And his "manager" seems to spend all day hunting down online posted pics of his "client" and making threats to remove pics, which seems to be happening a lot. No doubt the manager will use up all Stultzy's money once the dong pics make the rounds!

All the more reason to post nude pics of him. I'm not sure how well his acting career - or clothed modeling - will go, now that his gargantuan elephant schlong is going to be publicly enjoyed. I mean really, who's going to look at clothes or whatever he says now that we all know he's got a literal Grade A faucet?

And the curvature? Well, I'm sure some "person," as he calls "people" he's attracted to -notice how in an interview he doesn't mention girls- would be accommodating to whatever position is required to slurp that monstah cock down or take it up any orifice.

He reminds me of a guy from a sports camp I went to in my youth; big tall lanky shy guy, and everyone made jokes in the shower about the length of his dong, even under a cold shower.

I didn't. We had a nice heart to heart over a campfire, and I took him aside and helped him out. He was very appreciative.

By the way, the technique for accommodating a faucet dick is basically a move not unlike bobbing your head yes, over and over and over again.

I don't know what all the fuss about un-posting the pics is about; the moment the Playgirl's out, the pics will literally be flying all over the net.

And Stultz fans will be nodding, yes, over and over and over again.

UPDATE: Leighton's pics in Playgirl were posted at IcarusPerfectMen (link is gone)

Considering the enormity of his, uh, talent, it's disappointing that there are no butt shots, nor full-mast images. It's basically him sitting and standing nude half-erect; not that Leighton's half-erect isn't bigger than most at full mast.

April's Fool Daze

Since ABC is showing a rehash of clips from Desperate Housewives, I thought, hey, a major network can do it with a satiric soap opera, why can't I?




Things have developed since nearly a month ago when the rightwing gab show's poster boy for on-campus pseudo-victimization Matt Sanchez got outed as Rod Majors, 8-inch cocked porn perfomer (Sorry, no way it's 11").




While it's entirely possible that Sanchez, in his sociopathic attention-hungry fervor, actually may have outed himself by posting hither and yon on message boards, dropping clues about himself, in interviews, Sanchez has repeatedly denied he did a lot of things, like taking money for being a"Well-Hung Top" prostitute (an honorable profession), and still being gay.

Whatever.


While the rightwing/Libertatian whatever-they-ares in Bizarro World remain smug in their multi-syllabic disdain for "the left" (i.e. lil ole moi, aided by JoeMyGod and the DataBitches, and even Atkol's porn forums) for "outing" Sanchez and thereby being "evil," it's only expected that the man they so vociferously support -when they feel like it- is a big buff liar, about a lot more things.

But that's the sort of person rightwingers love; duplicity and doubletalk are their forté. Funny who all those "conservatives" who lauded his "efforts" have now left him cold, the flipflopping fucktwits.

Radar grills him over his porn past; read the meltdown.

Check out the gay version of right/left endless blather at Independent Gay Forum. Watch a civil discussion spiral downward into a textual cat fight.

Let Chris Crain offer his worthless opinion, since he's never said whether he had free or paid sex with whore to Bushco Jeff Gannon before, during, or after he stupidly hired the fraudulent "reporter" to write screeds for The Blade.

Preposterously, here and there, rightwingers gay, straight, and whatever are praising Matt as being "tough." Tough for what? Facersize? Going on TV and exaggerating a campus hissyfit? Pushing for a veterans' statue at Columbia, for which he'll no doubt pose, if he isn't jailed or fined by then?

The updates:

The Marines are "piling extra charges" (Thanks Q-Seattle) on Matt for fraudulently doing fundraisers and getting people to pay thousands for his U-Haul expenses (which would make him a lesbian, right?).

LoneStarBear summarizes Matt's pathological lying. The Marine Corps Times has the formal news version.

Sanchez's participation in porn films was part of the investigation, but that two of the three allegations against him involved lying "to various people, including but not limited to, representatives of the New York City United War Veterans Council and U-Haul Corporation" about deploying to Iraq at the commandant's request.

"Specifically, you wrongfully solicited funds to support your purported deployment to Iraq" by coordinating a $300 payment from the UWVC and $12,000 from U-Haul, Jones wrote.

Sanchez vigorously denied the new charges, calling them "demonstrably false" in an interview with Marine Corps Times. He had earlier argued that what he describes as a "summer job" doing porn shouldn't be of concern to the Marines.

In a March letter addressed to MobCom commander Brig. Gen. Darrell Moore, who will ultimately decide what to do with Jones' investigation, Sanchez said he's never done anything to bring dishonor on the Corps since enlisting and that "my past is behind me."

No, Matt: your behind has surpassed you.




Other updates: someone posted a pic putting the leather escort pics together online. Matt allegedly even used the cropped headshot from this pic in his own blog. It's also been proven that he owns/owned the website with his ho pics. This proves what we already knew: he was a studly whore.



Matt's Blog no longer names himself as a "Corporal." So, what; did his rank and uniform just melt away like chalk sidewalk drawings in Mary Poppins? Is he finally acknowledging that he's in trouble?

One thing is true; some of his porn is rather flat, if not soul-flattening. Since none of the porn bloggers and message boards I frequent (hey, just a few) have yet to wise up and post clips of Matt in action, I got a few DVDs pretty cheap, and boy, do some of them suck! Now I remember why I stopped paying for rental porn a few years ago. Patriot Ass is just a collection of some of the worst porn in decades. Matt's scene is from some other video, he looks pale and thin, and while he fucks at length, he's not enjoying it. I wouldn't either, with the harsh lighting, hideous set, and less than stellar co-stars. BTW, there aren't any military scenes in the compilation.

You can check out his extensive video list on the encyclopedic -if not obsessive- Wikipedia entry full of facts (some of which Sanchez himself disputes, but a few others, like commenter Will found out and verified). Jeez, I think Marcel Proust's entry is shorter!

So, anyway, back to the porn: Matt's best work is Big Country, Jawbreaker, and Lunch Hour 2 (all of which I remember having seen, but years ago), and Montreal Men. I'm holding off on renting the Kristen Bjorn stuff, since I'm not in the mood for endless hands-free ejaculations.

And if you don't mind, I'm not in the mood for keeping up with the mental masturbation about all this. The real thing's much more healthy, and amusing.

UPDATE, MAY 11: In news that should surpise no one, Matt has allegedly posted a new profile on ManHunt looking for -quelle non surprise!- more gay sex. Queerty has all the gossip and transcript of a recent exchange online. Gee, Matt, you're a really bad liar.

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