Did Vikings have gay sex?

If you're a fan of the popular Vikings series, with the intense bromance between the main characters, you have to wonder if these dudes ever got it on. I mean, they're so macho, and they let women be warriors, so why not spank the monkey with Sven or Yarlssson? 

On my Tumblr site, I posed this query twice, with an open proposal that Men.com or another studio that does gay X-rated parodies do a Vikings gay fuck film, and I found the perfect performer, Brit stud Ben Brown, who bears a stunning likeness to Vikings actor Travis Fimmel. 


I've been having fun on Tumblr, Twitter and other social media that allows X-rated content. Tumblr's being a bit hypocritical about it; you can share someone else's lengthy fuck scenes, along with thousands of others, but the few times I posted a short cum shot or anything, it got deleted and I got threatened with expulsion. Not so with Blogger, which threatened to do that, but backed off when thousands of adult bloggers protested.

Anyway, the purpose of all this time-wasting fun on social media was to promote my books, which has become an epic fail. I've sold maybe a few dozen Kindle editions of my three collections, Bone, Rahm and Poke, and a few of my well-reviewed scifirotia tale Q-FAQ.

Little Joe

For absolutely no reason, here are some pics of the infamous Joe Dallesandro.

Somewhere online are clips of the greatest celebrity sex tape: Joe getting fucked raw.

I've got the whole series of films somewhere. The clip is just a few sexy moments. Being shot on film oh so long ago before he became Andy Warhol's muse gives it a tasty vintage quality. He puts Tommy, Pam, Paris, Colin, Fred, and all those others "caught" on tape celebs to shame.


Even into his 50s he looked good. His son was pretty cute in the 80s (see pic).

I wonder what it's like to know your dad was the greatest art house sex icon of the last century? Hmm.

Sticky Books - Drawn to Hot Men of Comic Erotica

 

Sticky Graphic Novels just released some new sexy comic erotic books by Dale Lazarov and several illustrators. And I got a sneak preview! From burly kilt-clad studs to horny men of faith, and some cowboy musicians, these hot little books will draw you in with their manly fun.

Cumpilation Cornucopia; music, sex & celebs mixed

Here's to the joy of discovering an entirely new throbbing vein of erotic stimulation, and a creative one at that.

AnyBunny has hundreds of mixes, and mostly str8 cumpilations. Allow me to curate this adventure into a new subgenre, the porno music video.

That someone took the time to put these clips together makes them more enjoyable than a mere fuck clip. This is erotic art! Okay, it's just fucking set to music.

Channing Tatum as our Pound Puppy

While looking for some new clips and images and gifs of cutey Channing Tatum as a dancing (and gay) sailor in the new Coen brothers film Hail Caesar, I found some rather amusing gifs and images of The Chanster as a puppy slave, grinding his ass (Unfortunately not at the camera) in a small cameo in the hilarious 2013 stoner apocalypse comedy This is the End. 

Hard to Swallow: Drawn to Hot Gay Comics

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Snowmagettin' Off!

Snowmageddon is in full force on the East Coast, and here in New York City, it's beautiful and crazy fun. I love the city when it's blanketed in white fluffy snow. 

Forget about the horribly slushy muck it'll become, or that people were shopping in droves, clearing the shelves at Gristede's. It's fun! 

And I'm not alone in being someone who gets an erotic charge out of all the ozone in the air. Yep, the cold makes me hot.

"Chionophile" is the word for people who love cold weather, and animals that thrive in it. Not exactly a fetish term, but let's go with that.

Here are a bunch of hot guys getting naked in the snow! Below that are lots of porn links of gay, straight and bisexy folks gettin' their snowma-get-off action on!

2015 in Review: Random Rumps, Sexy Celebs, Diverse Dicks

Years ago, when I started this blog, I had no idea how many 1000s of images I'd collect for fun and to cover the multitude of amusing topics in gay (and bi and straight) male sexuality. When I decided to experiment with migrating my blog to WordPress, I found the nearly endless array of images I considered migrating to a cloud storage,  But my Google account still has them all, and screencapping the vast album library became a sort of sexual history of my fapping philosophy. Here are just a few scrolls-worth of the many pricks and pics I've uploaded.